Smoking Kills

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8-year-old: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Smoking a pipe.”

“What stood out to you from the sermon?”

8-year-old: “Jesus answered the Pharisee’s question.”

Me: “What stood out to you about that?”

8-year-old: “His answer.”

Me: “What was His answer?”

8-year-old: “I don’t remember.”

Me: “We just heard the sermon. Of course you remember. What was His answer?”

8-year-old: “I don’t know.”

“You know, smoking kills.”

Me: “So does forgetting sermons.”


Old Man: “Is that MDF you’re carrying?”

Me: “Yep.”

Old Man: “That stuff’s banned in America. It gives you cancer.”

Me: “Your unbelief is cancer.”

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