8-year-old: “What are you doing?”
Me: “Smoking a pipe.”
“What stood out to you from the sermon?”
8-year-old: “Jesus answered the Pharisee’s question.”
Me: “What stood out to you about that?”
8-year-old: “His answer.”
Me: “What was His answer?”
8-year-old: “I don’t remember.”
Me: “We just heard the sermon. Of course you remember. What was His answer?”
8-year-old: “I don’t know.”
“You know, smoking kills.”
Me: “So does forgetting sermons.”
Old Man: “Is that MDF you’re carrying?”
Me: “Yep.”
Old Man: “That stuff’s banned in America. It gives you cancer.”
Me: “Your unbelief is cancer.”