So Blew the Near-Deadly Wind

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Have you heard the one about the man with near-deadly farts?

Two newlyweds took an afternoon nap while on their honeymoon. He farted under the sheets. She had asthma. She got a fart-induced asthma attack.

And thus ends a true story, taking silent but deadly to a new level.

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